Furry Ballbusting

Bisclavret · Singing soprano Joined: 25 Nov 2012 Posts: 17

Like the Name a Pokemon thread, this one will be filled with snippets. Follow the same basic rules, and we'll see where it goes.

To start with... how about Cadence and Shining Armour?

poiu · Administrator Joined: 27 Oct 2012 Posts: 61

Lines taken directly from the show. (Which makes me feel sort of dirty, but also made this extra fun to write...)

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Cadance looked at her fiancé with no small amount of irritation. “Are you disagreeing with me?”

“I guess I am–ah!”

The stallion suddenly looked queasy, his eyes going unfocused and his jaw falling slack. The unicorn’s horn sparked weakly as instinct kicked in, trying to cast a defensive spell – but then the foreign magic reached its intended target, and all the male’s resistance broke.

Across from him, the alicorn princess grinned maliciously, her own horn lit with a malevolent green light. “Oh dear, are you getting another one of your ‘headaches’?” Casually she stepped around the rigid male, in order to better examine her handiwork.

Shining Armor’s mouth moved, but no sound came out. Between his hind legs, his two heavy coltmakers were bathed in a sickly glow. The impressive orbs squirmed in his sac of their own accord, as if trying to retreat into his abdomen, but that did nothing to soothe the gut-wrenching nausea radiating from his groin.

Cadance narrowed her eyes, and suddenly the skin around his gonads grew taut. The unicorn let out a squawk of pain as his left nut was crushed by an invisible force, his eyes watering at the sudden bolt of testicular agony. His gonad instantly abandoned its usual round shape and flattened like a pancake, as though it were being stomped beneath an angry mare’s hoof.

Training for the Royal Guard had never prepared him for this. “Gyah!”

“Feeling better?” asked Cadance, a smirk playing at one corner of her mouth. Already, she was probably doing permanent damage to the stallion – but a few more pounds of pressure, and Ol’ Lefty would be nothing but plum pudding. Briefly, she considered it...but the risk of blowing her cover was too great. Besides, there would always be time to grind his gonads to goo after the changelings took over Equestria...

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Anyone wanna take a crack at Applejack? It's apple-bucking season, baby :P
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"Alright, stud, moment of truth." The dragoness hefted my swollen spunk-makers in her claws. "Which should I pop, [url=http://furryballbusting.blogspot.com/2012/03/dragon-slaying-14-decisions-decisions.html]lefty or righty[/url]?"

Bisclavret · Singing soprano Joined: 25 Nov 2012 Posts: 17

Somehow, the fact you used quotes from the actual show just made it that much better. Part of me wonders whether or not alicorn magic could repair smashed stallion testes? At least if taken care of immediately after the fact... hmmm...

Anyway, it's applebucking time!

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Crack.

Crack.

The dull impact of hard hooves against apple trees rang out through the orchards of Sweet Apple Acres. It was applebuck season again. Every year the family took to the fields and began the tedious work of knocking those red apples down. It took time, it took finesse, and more than anything else... it took good physical health.

The ponies were exhausted by the end of it all, and grateful for less physical labor of turning those apples into the delectable treats that kept them all in business.

Crack.

Applejack winced as her body rang with the impact of hooves upon wood once more. Her back ached, and her hooves stung where they had been beating all day. She heaved a sigh, and her head and ears drooped with the effort of it all. Slowly, she stretched, and gritted her teeth in resolve. She wasn't done yet today, she couldn't be. Nevertheless, the sun was already setting over the small town of Ponyville. They were behind schedule, as they tended to be every year. Big Mac would have to work hard to overcome this brief lag... or Applejack might have to ask her friends for help once more. It was humiliating, and had been bad enough before. She shook her head, and got into position to buck the tree one more time.

Her back hooves hit the tree, but lost in her thoughts, her aim had been just a slight bit off. One hoof scraped a line through the bark and set her off-balance enough to topple awkwardly to the ground. She couldn't help but offer a short, sharp cry as she felt the muscle pulled. Wincing in pain, she staggered up to all four hooves once more and tried to bite back any further noise. She stretched, cheeks burning in shame. She hoped no one had heard.

Slowly, she tested her weight on each leg to assess what damage might have been done. Her right back leg burned in pain, but luckily the muscle just seemed tight... stretching would work for now, and a night's sleep should fix it. Stalwart to no end, she backed up a little, carefully putting more weight on it with each step. She got into position, ready to do a test kick just to make sure she was up for a bit more before turning in for the night.

"Applejack!"

Frustrated, she gave a slight huff. Of course her sister heard, how wouldn't she? She shut her eyes and hung her head a bit lower, ignoring the sounds of a fast gallop heading her way.

"I'm all right Applebloom!" She called in response. "Just missed a bit, that's all." If she was lucky no one would interrupt her.

Applejack then gave a hesitant kick backwards; yes, her leg was fine. She reared forward then, and gave the full buck that, if hitting a tree, would cause it to wobble from crown to trunk and set each succulent apple falling. The buck was legendary, the sort of thing that let her family win rodeos, competitions, and had set a bit of fear into even the Pegasi back when the tribes were warring. The buck was the sort of thing no one would want to be on the other side of, let alone a full grown stallion in his prime.

Splat.

Applejack's back hooves met a soft resistance, and quickly pushed through it to clang against hard bone in a crushing crunch. Her eyes widened in fear as her legs met the ground, and she turned to see her brother, mouth open, eyes wide, about to yell to Applebloom that, yes, Applejack was fine.

Big Mac's eyes watered, and as if in slow motion, he crumpled to the ground in a heap, his back legs spread leaving the damage on full display. The stallion's sac seemed to radiate pain and heat, the soft skin the color of the ripe apple's she'd been harvesting all day; the shape, however, was all wrong. Where once her brother's sac had hung with two apples worth of glory only one now bulged off-center, an angry red and crooked lump. His other testicle... well...

Applejack, in horror, gently pawed at the empty side of it, not believing what she had done. She felt a cherry's worth resistance, and even the slight poke got her brother to whine in high-pitched agony.

"M...maybe applebuck season's over." She muttered, overwhelmed with the gravity of what she'd done.

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Hope you enjoy! Perhaps a bit of Time Turner m/m? Maybe he's been captured by an enemy and has some information to tell...?

MMRPP · Singing soprano Joined: 24 Apr 2013 Posts: 11

Sorry my knowledge of English are not enough to continue this theme with the MLP. And answer in Russian there is no need. :-|

poiu · Administrator Joined: 27 Oct 2012 Posts: 61

Let's bring this baby back to life! Time Turner, coming up :)

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“Whatever you do, DON’T BLINK.”

“What are you talking about, Doctor?” Derpy kept one eye trained on the stone pony, the other swiveling lazily to look at her companion. “It’s just a statue.”

“Only while you’re looking at it.” The stallion’s voice was taut with tension. “This is a Weeping Angel. As long as you look at it, it’s quantum-locked, frozen in stone...but the second you look away, it strikes.”

“Well then why aren’t you looking at it?”

The Doctor grimaced. “Because there’s another one behind you.”

“What?!” The mare turned with a start–

Thump.

Oh Celestia. The Doctor fought to stay focused on the Angel behind Derpy, even as tears formed at the corners of his eyes and nausea blossomed in his gut. “D-Derpy?” he croaked weakly. “What did I just say?”

“S-sorry, I...” The pegasus turned to face forward once again, her eyes widening in surprise. “What the hay? D-Doctor, the statue, it–!”

Just a moment ago, the stone pegasus had been all the way across the room, standing serenely. Now it was directly behind the Doctor, in a much more dynamic pose: balanced on its front hooves, with both rear hooves lashing out into the poor stallion’s groin. Even now, the male’s hind legs were suspended about an inch off the ground. Derpy winced as she realized where the bulk of his weight was resting.

“I-It moved, yes.” The earth pony’s voice was a few pitches higher than usual, and strained with effort. Gingerly the male scooted forwards, exhaling in sudden relief as the statue’s stone legs slid out from between his thighs and his coltmakers dropped back into place. His own legs quivered beneath him, barely supporting his weight. “Now would you please keep an eye on this thing before it does any more–”

Thump.

“Ohhhnngghhaaa!” The male’s eyes narrowed to slits as another crushing blow struck home, driving his testicles into his pelvis with all the strength and precision of Applejack during applebuck season. Agony exploded outwards from his groin, gripping his entire lower body. The stallion fought to keep his gaze locked on the other Angel, even as images of broken eggs and cracked walnuts danced at the edge of his vision.

His left eye twitched. “Derpy, I thought you were looking!”

“I am, I am!” The mare looked sheepish, and more than a little panicked. “But you know, with my eyes, I can’t...sometimes I can’t really focus on one spot, you know? It’s a medical condition!”

The Doctor groaned, his eyes watering.

“If we get out of this,” he squeaked, “I am taking you to an optometrist.”

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As for the next prompt, hmm...maybe Rainbow Dash and the Wonderbolts? I leave the specifics up to you :)
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"Alright, stud, moment of truth." The dragoness hefted my swollen spunk-makers in her claws. "Which should I pop, [url=http://furryballbusting.blogspot.com/2012/03/dragon-slaying-14-decisions-decisions.html]lefty or righty[/url]?"

poiu · Administrator Joined: 27 Oct 2012 Posts: 61

Where my pony ballbusting at? :/

I got tired of waiting, so here's a quick Rainbow Dash/Soarin scene I whipped up!

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“Oh come on,” complained Rainbow Dash, pawing at the ground impatiently. “It’s been like twenty minutes – it can’t be that bad.”

“You bucked me in the balls!” protested Soarin. The stallion had managed to uncurl from the fetal position at this point – mostly – but his legs were still like jelly, too weak to support his weight. He groaned at the nausea still crawling through his abdomen, trying to ignore the ache as he lay on the grass.

“I already told you, it was an accident!” The pegasus huffed, half-defensive, half-aggressive. “I was on cloud-kicking duty – it’s not my fault you chose to take a nap on a cloud at the same time. I didn’t even see you! You’re lucky I managed to catch you before you hit the ground.”

“I know, I know, I just…nggha. I feel like I just took a Sonic Rainboom to the junk.” The male closed his eyes for a moment, stifling another groan. “I might need Nurse Redheart.”

Rainbow’s face fell. “I...I didn’t break anything, did I?”

The stallion’s stomach lurched at the thought. “No, no, I...I think everything’s there. It just hurts a lot.”

She let out a sigh of relief. “Good. Er...I mean, not ‘good’, but...y’know.” She peered down at him with concern, trying un-subtly to glance between the male’s hind legs. “Should I go get the nurse?”

Soarin exhaled slowly. “No, I think that’s okay.”

“You want me to take a look at them?”

He blushed. “Honestly, I think I’ll be alright.”

Rainbow looked at him skeptically. “No offense, but you spent a good ten minutes squealing like a filly. If I really rammed your balls into your throat that badly, it seems like someone ought to take a look.”

Soarin’s blush intensified. “Fair enough. Here, just, uh...just be gentle, please?”

Reluctantly the stallion took his hooves away, spreading his hind legs to give the female access. Carefully she stepped forward, leaning in and prodding his sac with a hoof. She rolled the twin orbs around for a moment, earning a quiet moan of both pain and plÄƒcere from the male pegasus.

“Hmm…” she said to herself after a moment. “Weird…”

Soarin’s heart skipped a beat. “What is it?”

“Oh – sorry, nothing. I just forget sometimes how weird balls are.” The female tilted her head, lifting the male’s stones in her hoof. “Definitely not aerodynamic. How do you fly with these things?”

“Ah!” His voice cracked for a moment as Rainbow gave one of his coltmakers a friendly squeeze. “Careful, they’re…nrrgh…”

“Just making sure they’re in one piece,” she replied, finishing her inspection of the stallion’s other testicle. The blue pegasus gave an embarassed grin as she let go of his ballsac. “I don’t totally know what I’m looking for, but uh, you seem alright. Sorry if that was uncomfortable.”

“Nah, it’s fine.” He let one hoof drift back to his crotch, cupping his nuts in an attempt to soothe the ache. “Glad it all checks out.”

Rainbow looked down at the ground. “And, uh...sorry for bucking you in the groin in the first place.”

Soarin shook his head. “It’s okay. You owe me, though.”

She looked up. “Buy you a pie?”

“Deal.”

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And for the next blurb...write whatever you want! Seriously, I just want someone else to do some MLP ballbusting :P If you'd really like a prompt, then maybe something with Rarity and the Diamond Dogs?
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"Alright, stud, moment of truth." The dragoness hefted my swollen spunk-makers in her claws. "Which should I pop, [url=http://furryballbusting.blogspot.com/2012/03/dragon-slaying-14-decisions-decisions.html]lefty or righty[/url]?"

lakeel · Posted: Sep 13 2013, 3:52pm Post subject:

yay! :3 ever considered cuntbusting? as a vengence for a nut kick?
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keeper of the un breakable nuts!

Healix1 · Stomped flat Joined: 07 Apr 2013 Posts: 89

It's about time I had a go at this

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Rarity groaned to herself as she gave another tug, trying to haul a cart that was full of gems. A large diamond dog had been stuck following the little captor for quite some time now, and he was getting terribly bored of his post.

"Move faster, pony! He ordered simply, clearly undermining the effort Rarity was putting into this.

The mare looked back at him, blowing a lock of her mane up and giving him a glare. "If you want this to go any faster how about you get behind this car and push?" She snapped back, giving a little huff.

The diamond dog looked at her dumbly for a moment, shaking his head. "It you're job now, you pull cart, now hurry up!" He ordered again.

Rarity would give another huff, and would set her legs before shakily giving another pull, oblivious of the diamond dog as he raised his hand, and swatted Rarity's flank hard. "Mush!

Rarity's eyes went wide, the mare feeling her rage boil over as she growled loudly. She snapped a furious glare at the diamond dog, and without word, snapped both of her rear hooves into his unprotected balls!

"How dare you lay your hand on me!" She yelled as her hooves sunk into the large, meaty package.

The diamond dog let out a whimper as his balls flattened out against his pelvis, the skin looking taut, and even changing color from the pressure. His legs buckled and he would roll to the side as he fell, groaning out loudly... But Rarity was far from done.

Rarity unharnesses herself, an easy task seeing as her guard was much to busy mewling and holding his swollen balls. She set a hoof on the diamond dog's shoulder, and kicked him onto his back. "What's wrong, I thought you wanted my to find your gems." She says, taunting the diamond dog, though he gave no reply.

Rarity forced the diamond dog's legs apart, using her front hooves to pin them in place at the knees as she stood between them. The diamond dog struggling a little, and looking up at the mare with a worried expression.

"Wh-what you doing?" He asked worriedly, Rarity, though still furious, smiled ever so slightly at the question.

"Well looking at those big, ugly gems I've found. I really don't know if anything can be done with them." She said as her horn started to glow, another aura forming from within the diamond dog's clutches, and squeezing down tightly onto his balls.

"Really, I think you would be much better off if I turned them into diamond-dust!"

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And that's my first solo contribution to this forum! I do hope you all enjoy~ .3

poiu · Administrator Joined: 27 Oct 2012 Posts: 61

Fantastic! Hell of a first contribution :) I love the dialogue at the end.

Any special requests for a next pairing? I might try to churn out another MLP blurb sometime soon.
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"Alright, stud, moment of truth." The dragoness hefted my swollen spunk-makers in her claws. "Which should I pop, [url=http://furryballbusting.blogspot.com/2012/03/dragon-slaying-14-decisions-decisions.html]lefty or righty[/url]?"

Healix1 · Stomped flat Joined: 07 Apr 2013 Posts: 89

Hmm, how about... Twilight versus Trixie, a good rival pairing, and as we know, that purple unicorn can gender-bend who she wants ,3