Furry Ballbusting

poiu · Administrator Joined: 27 Oct 2012 Posts: 61

Hey y’all! New project!

Over the past week or so I’ve started working on a new series of shorts – lots of little snippets involving P’oiu and Lia and a few other characters, both old and new. To help stir my creative juices (and because creative constraints are fun), I’m doing one story for each letter of the alphabet, starting with A and working my way towards Z.

I’ve already started laying out a number of ideas, but I’d love both feedback and new suggestions, particularly for some of the trickier letters (Q? X?):

[url=https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h3zBM-sLSykgfPO9Y2BBPyNMRp_2HRUvQsZ3YJTm0I0/edit]https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h3zBM-sLSykgfPO9Y2BBPyNMRp_2HRUvQsZ3YJTm0I0/edit[/url]

I’m guessing most of these blurbs will be on the short side, under 1000 words, but some may be a bit longer, including the very first one (which I’ve already started). I’m hoping I can churn out at least one or two of these a month, since they’re in nice little bite-sized chunks. Can’t promise anything, but it seems reasonable :P

As I said, would love to hear your ideas – let me know what you think!
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"Alright, stud, moment of truth." The dragoness hefted my swollen spunk-makers in her claws. "Which should I pop, [url=http://furryballbusting.blogspot.com/2012/03/dragon-slaying-14-decisions-decisions.html]lefty or righty[/url]?"

Healix1 · Stomped flat Joined: 07 Apr 2013 Posts: 89

Poiu! You're not dead! OoO

poiu · Administrator Joined: 27 Oct 2012 Posts: 61

I'm totally alive! Just not around very often :) Glad to see the forum still kicking!
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lakeel · Posted: Aug 2 2013, 6:43pm Post subject:

for Q you can do quivering quality [basualy his nuts get slowly more and more tortured till his legs quiver and colapses onto some trap the destroys is balls*

for x = x-rays! {include some mortal kombat style x-ray moments in the blerb]
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Healix1 · Stomped flat Joined: 07 Apr 2013 Posts: 89

I think Quality would be a great idea for Q, as in, ball quality. I don't have any ideas for a back story, but basically a scene involving males getting their balls 'checked for quality' by seeing if they can endure a standard of punishment.

tannim · Ballbuster-in-training Joined: 01 Nov 2012 Posts: 8

Xylyl injection? May cause health hazards beyond ball busting though. Nasty stuff.

lakeel · Posted: Aug 2 2013, 10:37pm Post subject:

Healix1 · Stomped flat Joined: 07 Apr 2013 Posts: 89

Than it's two votes for, and zero against .3

FoxInABox · Posted: Aug 5 2013, 5:15pm Post subject:

Hey, Poiu! Good to see you've emerged from your cave with some new stuff. It's also good to see everyone naturally assumes the worst when you disappear for a while. You know you're good at what ya do when everyone assumes you're dead :p

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Anyways. I have an idea for the letter 'S':

Savant de ballbusting.

An intrepid expert in all things ballbusting travels from France (or whatever equivalent you want to come up with :p) in search of the phenomenon that was thought to be no more than an old wise tale. A creature with balls that cannot be broken.

The way I fotografie it, she/he would probably be quite a small species compared to a dragon - say like a weasel or a fox - and so, wouldn't have a lot of weight to put to use. To make up for that, she/he could have all manner of gadgets and nasty little instruments to test the validity of the 'unbreakable balls' claim.

With you striking me as a man that appreciates the fulfillment of the scientific cause, I figured I'd let you hear my idea and see what ya thought :p
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FoxInABox · Posted: Aug 5 2013, 5:18pm Post subject:

(Sorry. Dublu posted by accident :p)
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poiu · Administrator Joined: 27 Oct 2012 Posts: 61

Ha! I like it. I'll add it to the doc, down in the alternates section. I've probably got about a year before I get to S anyway, so plenty of time to think about it. Assuming I don't ACTUALLY die in the interim :)
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FoxInABox · Posted: Aug 5 2013, 7:23pm Post subject:

Well I shall look forward to reading the finished product in exactly one years time my good sir.

As for not dying; don't walk in front of buses and walk AROUND holes. I've made it this long going off that, so do those things and you should be fine :p
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FoxInABox · Posted: Aug 6 2013, 3:39am Post subject:

I might have found a good 'X' word for you. Even though I have no idea how to pronounce or use it in a sentence properly.
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[url=http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/xantippe]Xantippe:[/url]

1.the wife of Socrates, proverbial as a scolding and quarrelsome woman.

2.any nagging, peevish, or irritable woman.

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Pretty easy to fotografie my reasoning, I'm sure :p
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FoxInABox · Posted: Aug 6 2013, 3:55am Post subject:

Another idea for 'X' and 'Y':

I'm sure I remember you saying something about writing a story with P'oiu and Lia's kids. You could do something with X and Y chromosomes I guess. That's the easy way out.

Of course, it would have to be, what... 1 & 2/3rds of a year before you get to these two anyway. Plenty of time to find some other options :p
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mylow · Singing soprano Joined: 12 Mar 2013 Posts: 12

S of species or x fo xenophobia
chapter focused on a history lesson, formerly the dragons were divided between 'weak' and with great regenerative power and those who could not regenerate, but they were very powerful, almost armored, of course, except for one (two) small (or not ) flaws in his armor, and as we know, the wildlife is cruel and does not admit weaknesses ...
The story show someone (or maybe P'oiu Lia), giving a history lesson, this lesson serious about old dragons of old species very powerful, but they failed to leave descendants.
I thought of some interesting examples of breeds

- A dragon that lived under water much of the time
- A dragon with three heads (and maybe 6 nuts)
- A dragon with internal nuts (a good defense, but without regeneration maybe no defensive enough).

Then the narrator give examples on how the ancient races were castrated, I thought of some ideas that vary depending on the theme.

- Normal selection or Species selection -
These dragons would be castrated by accident or fail. like dragon navy down too deeply and not anticipate that the pressure would be too big for your balls ... a dragon landing awkwardly on a mountain ... etc..

- Xenophobia

The most powerful dragons expelled the dragons that regenerate the places where the dragons live, but over time, the population of dragons began decreasing the brink of extinction, the dragons alpha of each race decided to convene a meeting and no call the leader of the kind of poiu (perhaps an ancestor thereof).
Meanwhile, a powerful wizard who wants revenge on the dragons for some reason but was prohibited from using your spells to kill dragons, so she uses her magic to prevent once and for all the dragons to breed.
the ancestor thereof tells to her about the meeting to punish other species Xenophobic, being and history,the wizard fight with the dragons.

poiu · Administrator Joined: 27 Oct 2012 Posts: 61

FoxInABox: Ooh, I like the X & Y suggestion! Maybe it's a bit of a cop-out, but I doubt I'm going to do a whole lot better for X :P

mylow: You've got some interesting suggestions as well. I would love to dig into the history of dragons at some point, and how their various characteristics and traditions developed.

I pozÄƒ that red/northern and green/southern dragons diverged from some common ancestor, given the existence of the nut-popping ceremony in the former and the presence of near-indestructible testicles in the latter. (From an anthropological standpoint, it seems unlikely that they'd develop those things independently of each other...though given how the nutshots in this universe have been turned up to 11, who knows. Maybe low blows are just a fact of life for guys, no matter what your background :P)

Adding other sub-species of dragon would be tons of fun, too, especially as an excuse to introduce new ballbusting-themed traditions. Lots to think about!
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"Alright, stud, moment of truth." The dragoness hefted my swollen spunk-makers in her claws. "Which should I pop, [url=http://furryballbusting.blogspot.com/2012/03/dragon-slaying-14-decisions-decisions.html]lefty or righty[/url]?"

mylow · Singing soprano Joined: 12 Mar 2013 Posts: 12

Glad you liked the idea.
Xenophobia in, I think I took this idea of magic in the first history of poui. In it he speaks that fought with a magic user.

moreover, I believe we should're discussing this in the topic "Ideas". :-P

poiu · Administrator Joined: 27 Oct 2012 Posts: 61

Good point! And given that I'm an admin, I might as well. Thread officially moved to "Ideas" :P
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FoxInABox · Posted: Aug 7 2013, 11:14pm Post subject:

runakei · Posted: Aug 16 2013, 8:33am Post subject:

P: Psychic.

Some good fun could be had with that one. Even if the short ends up terrible, it's the thought that counts...

P could also stand for Puns.

runakei · Posted: Aug 16 2013, 8:50am Post subject:

Ooh Poiu, I just thought of a different one you would enjoy.

T is for Toes.

Healix1 · Stomped flat Joined: 07 Apr 2013 Posts: 89

Now that is an idea I can get behind owo

poiu · Administrator Joined: 27 Oct 2012 Posts: 61

Ooh, I really like the "puns" idea. I'm a sucker for wordplay, and that seems like a great excuse to bash some balls around (while using every possible synonym I can think of for "testicles").

Now I just need to think of as many testicular-trauma-related puns as possible... :P
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"Alright, stud, moment of truth." The dragoness hefted my swollen spunk-makers in her claws. "Which should I pop, [url=http://furryballbusting.blogspot.com/2012/03/dragon-slaying-14-decisions-decisions.html]lefty or righty[/url]?"

FoxInABox · Posted: Aug 19 2013, 10:43pm Post subject:

bagel · Posted: Aug 20 2013, 5:59am Post subject:

I do love wordplay as well, especially using random fruits as synonyms to describe testicles (mostly berries). A master of bad puns myself. ^^