Furry Ballbusting

poiu · Administrator Joined: 27 Oct 2012 Posts: 61

So: let's say a Pokemon evolves.

That means a lot of things. New attacks! Better stats! And for a male, it probably also means bigger balls...which could be a huge disadvantage if ballbusting is a common battle tactic.

That raises all sorts of questions about evolved 'mon marbles. They're bigger targets, yes, but do they hurt more? Are they more resilient? Is the male any better at overcoming the pain? It could be extra difficult to defend, too, if you're not used to the extra weight swinging around down there. (Just imagine if your nuts doubled in size overnight.)

There are tons of possible scenarios involving an evolved 'mon and his spuds, but here are a few in special I've thought about:

Research: if testicular sensitivity changes after evolution, there are probably battle scientists looking into exactly how. (If your balls are gonna be way more sensitive after evolving, it's probably worth it to put it off until after that big tournament!) I can just fotografie the experiments:

"Hey Growlithe! Rate this Mega-Kick-to-the-Groin on a scale of 1 to 10." Whumpf. "...7, huh? Well here, have this Fire Stone. Now I'm gonna Mega Kick you again – tell me if it's better or worse." Thud-pop! "Damnit, that's our third rupture today! Bring in the Nidorino."

Alternately: when a male 'mon evolves, his balls grow, right? Well, what if his nuts were trapped somehow when he evolved? For instance, say they were in a vice, already close to popping – would they burst from the added pressure? Or maybe the poor guy is wearing a tight cup, and by the time he's done evolving his nutmeat is squishing out around the sides.

Or pozÄƒ a female, evolving mid-bust: would her victim's nuts end up crushed? Some evolutions are pretty radical – if your sack was inside some female's fist, it seems like there's a good chance they'd be turned to putty by the time she let go.

Aekrilos was already kind enough to write a [url=http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3837154/#cid:28882269]short blurb[/url] on this idea already, but I'd love to explore it further in a future story...possibly with Leon from Battle Training. Poor Charmeleon/Charizard can't catch a break :P
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FoxInABox · Posted: Dec 29 2012, 10:54pm Post subject:

I've liked this idea of your's for a while. Happy to see that you've put a fair bit of thought into it all as well. Now we just need you writing more stuff :p

I also want to say that the Grad Student idea that you threw out there in the journal I really like.

>A grad student seduces several of her male classmates into helping her with her senior research project: an analysis of the testicular fortitude of different species.

I'd very much like to read that.
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poiu · Administrator Joined: 27 Oct 2012 Posts: 61

FoxInABox · Posted: Jan 2 2013, 1:20am Post subject:

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Mewtwolover · Posted: Jan 4 2013, 5:20am Post subject: Re: Evolution (Pokemon)

BearBalls · Probably shoots blanks Joined: 04 Nov 2012 Posts: 93

I feel that in their far more resilient state that are less likely to rupture but the puternice deep pain that is experienced will skyrocket... atleast this is what science has determined :o)

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Aekrilos · Swollen and aching Joined: 27 Oct 2012 Posts: 25

I can certainly think of a few that might experience massive, massive pain if they were to be clamped during evolution. A good example would be wailmer to wailord.

poiu · Administrator Joined: 27 Oct 2012 Posts: 61

Holy shit, I hadn't even thought of that one. Wailord is literally 7x larger – if his nuts grew proportionally, the poor guy would be squealing outside the range of human hearing. (And at 14.5m long, his nuts would be HUGE.)

Some other growth comparisons:
Ivysaur -> Venusaur: 2x larger
Charmeleon -> Charizard: 1.5x
Wartortle -> Blastoise: 1.5x
Magikarp -> Gyarados: 7x (ouch)
Feebas -> Milotic: 10x (OUCH)
Dratini -> Dragonair: 2x
Dragonair -> Dragonite: height is actually cut in half, but weight goes up 10x. The guy is bulking up, and I assume that means a hefty increase in ball size, too.
Servine -> Serperior: 4x
Croconaw -> Feraligatr: 2x
Lairon -> Aggron: 2x
Munchlax -> Snorlax: 3.5x
Pupitar -> Tyranitar: 2x
Growlithe -> Arcanine: 2.5x
Combusken -> Blaziken: 2x
Deerling -> Sawsbuck: 3x
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"Alright, stud, moment of truth." The dragoness hefted my swollen spunk-makers in her claws. "Which should I pop, [url=http://furryballbusting.blogspot.com/2012/03/dragon-slaying-14-decisions-decisions.html]lefty or righty[/url]?"

Aekrilos · Swollen and aching Joined: 27 Oct 2012 Posts: 25

Glad to have opened your eyes on another formÄƒ of fun~

For some reason, I fotografie Dragonair with internal testes, accessible through a cock slit so they can still get clamped.... and then growing x20 (if he's half the height , but 10 times as heavy...), getting positively flattened by the metal plates that used to only be "rather painful"

FallenArts · Posted: Jan 13 2013, 1:47pm Post subject:

I rather love this concept. I think maybe their balls would be able to withstand more as usually the Pokemon's body toughens up after evolution. That is to say, it is not that the nut-pain does not hurt as much but it would take a bit more force to get the same results from their previous form. If that double-slap was enough to be Riolu into the fetal position then it would take a mega punch to get the same results out of a Lucario.
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