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FoxInABox
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 Posted: Dec 29 2012, 4:32pm Post subject: Scale Train |
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I'm sure you've all likely seen miniature electric trains (they usually have them driving around the base of Christmas trees and what not).
Well right-o, here's my idea.
Tie some poor sap down with his legs spread in the path of the little train, tie a mouse trap (or a rat trap if you really wanna be mean) to the front of the train and then watch as it slowly makes it's way round to the very unlucky guy.
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Aekrilos
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| Posted: Dec 29 2012, 8:19pm Post subject: |
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| Alternatively, Have a man strapped onto a larger miniature train, with the train hitting little switches, or breaking strings as it moves along, the guy's legs wide open so he has no protection against the hammers/giant rat traps/ falling marbles and bowling balls that are activated by the train's passage. |
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FoxInABox
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| Posted: Dec 29 2012, 10:18pm Post subject: |
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Haha, I like your thinking 
And to top it all off we can set up a switch at the end that the train'll set off, sending a miniature Indiana Jones style boulder rolling down a ramp strait between the first guys legs.
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Aekrilos
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| Posted: Dec 30 2012, 4:57pm Post subject: |
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| Why go miniature when you can go with bowling ball down 45degree angle ramp? |
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FoxInABox
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| Posted: Dec 31 2012, 12:05am Post subject: |
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| Aekrilos wrote: | | Why go miniature when you can go with bowling ball down 45degree angle ramp? |
Sorry, should've elaborated more :p
When I say miniature I don't mean really small, I just mean any size that isn't as big as the one in the movie (We don't want to kill him after all). I was picturing one that was the size of, say, a medicine ball when I came up with it.
I mostly came up with the boulder for the sheer novelty of watching it tumbling down the ramp.
It was also just the best off the cuff response I could come up with at the time
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| Posted: Jan 4 2013, 5:33am Post subject: Re: Scale Train |
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| FoxInABox wrote: | | Tie some poor sap down with his legs spread in the path of the little train, tie a mouse trap (or a rat trap if you really wanna be mean) to the front of the train and then watch as it slowly makes it's way round to the very unlucky guy. |
That's funny and cruel idea, old Tom & Jerry cartoons come to my mind.
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FoxInABox
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| Posted: Jan 4 2013, 7:33am Post subject: Re: Scale Train |
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| Mewtwolover wrote: | | That's funny and cruel idea, old Tom & Jerry cartoons come to my mind. |
Haha, Yeah. I think I watch too many cartoons :p
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| Posted: Jan 4 2013, 7:45am Post subject: Too Many cartoons |
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No Such Thing, I love the sight of a pair of animated testicles bieng "Whomped" left and Right
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FoxInABox
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| Posted: Jan 4 2013, 7:49am Post subject: Re: Too Many cartoons |
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| BearBalls wrote: | | I love the sight of a pair of animated testicles bieng "Whomped" left and Right |
Don't worry, You're not alone there ;)
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